Warriors of the Washer Toss Arena!

Each year, as the sun rises over the great inland sea they call Lake Erie, we are summoned—not by kings or consuls, but by tradition, honor, and the echoing call of glory—to the sacred battleground of Sunset Bay.

We do not choose our comrades in this fight, nor do we select the foes who stand across from us. Fate, ever fickle and divine, aligns our destinies.

You may choose to rise, to take the stance of the champion, and cast your washer toward that fabled three-point hole. But beware—an adversary may block your path, they may cast shadows upon your moment of triumph. For in this arena, nothing is granted freely.

Know this: it requires not only skill, but iron will to rise upon the morn of battle. We will be weary. We will be hungover. But such is the cost of valor.

So I ask you—no, I challenge you—do you possess the courage, the endurance, the spirit of the ancients? Will your name be sung in tales around the campfires of Lake Erie, or will you be forgotten as the winds carry away the dust of the fallen?

Sign up. Step forth. And let the gods of washer toss bear witness to your triumph… or your defeat!