2023 & 2024 Champion

I don’t enjoy long walks on the beach, yet Berkeley still makes me go on them. I’m a simple man: I come, I toss, I conquer. #BestTrashTalker

Married a Champion

Berkeley spends her days teaching the children of Kaisertown science. Berkeley is excited to see everyone try their best and have fun.

Mike and Pat cheat.

When I win this year, you all have to call me “Your Tossness” or “The Toss”. NO EXEPTIONS!

I may be the 2nd oldest but 1st place is in my future toss ! Lady Di

I’m old and I know things……tread softly!

I haven't made my dad cry in awhile, but I will in this tournament.

#FullContact

If ya ain’t 1st, yer last!

I will squash all you minions into a metal washer. I will paint you and toss you next year!

Looking for a partner with no expectations of me scoring a point….

I don’t want to “vibe” …I’m not “playing for fun”…I don’t care about our aesthetic…

I want that trophy to be my bitch. I will stomp over the existing champs and pry that trophy out of their dead hands. Buckle up fam - I’m comin for ya.

Oh - GO BILLS ❤️

In my washer toss era

Just out there to have fun. Looking forward to receiving my yearly participation trophy.

sorry i’m late